Haley's father buys a fancy multi-function remote. He tries to teach his wife to use it, but to no avail. Finally he says he can teach their 15 Y.O. daughter to use it, and if she can use it, his wife should be able to. Upon learning the remote, Haley finds her father's adult channels. She decides to watch one with him, about which he reluctant at first. But, eventually she wins him over.
A Harvey Marcus Birthdays Story After a long dry spell, Mr. Marcus gets juicy with one of his daughter Annie's friends. This is the first in a series of "Birthday" stories.
Mr. Marcus, fresh from his portrayal of Dr. Fleischmann in Dr. Crumholtz's office, recalls the first time he got to "play doctor." I hope that the mental review doesn't distract him while he's driving home. He might rear-end somebody. The episode in question harkens back to daughter Annie's high school senior year, at the fateful volleyball game when Mr. Marcus gave Lore a big hug (that eventually led to "One For Good Luck"). Whose ball is it, anyway?
I was having a bowl of that talking rice cereal, a generic variety, and the unceasing noise reminded me of an incident with a young woman that had the same collection of sounds. Maybe you should grab your earplugs before you start reading.