non-anthro Stories

A Lost Colonies Mission Report
"You've got WOMEN with you?!" the apparent leader of the delegation exploded, "Well I hope to hell you brought dildoes, at least!"
"What nincompoop told them to come down here and didn't warn them about the apes?" the grey-haired gentleman grumbled. "Are there any stores in the port that sell dildoes?"
With a planetary greeting like that, how could we NOT enjoy our stay on sanctuary? / (Reviews)

Warning! The available story codes do not match this story very well. It was written for the Christmas contest, but it included some content that disqualified it. Rather than change the story, I am withdrawing from the contest. Please bear in mind that this story may offend everyone that reads it, but there is no malice in my comments and you may feel free to take pot shots at me in order to even things out. My goal is to make you laugh--not to piss you off. Enjoy.

Life on the space outpost becomes unbearable for Darius. His stationmate is a real bitch and he longs for contact with real humans instead of a sym he can no longer stand to even look at. But the wait is short, the resupply ship is just hours away.. time for one last beating.

An accident has transplanted the town of Carmel into a hellish dimension. Former soldier Paul Heinlein is captured and taken to the alien queen. What does she want from him?

15-year-old Eugene finds something that allows him to bring chaos to the world. He thinks it will be fun, so does his Best friend Alyssa. Elves and more come crawling out of Eugene's mind.

A Mouse Story
Stupid story.

Divorced, out of work, no prospects, Chad Sykes is a loser who has little to do with his time but sit around, fantasize and masturbate. Then his fairy godmother shows up to grant his three greatest wishes... NOTE: For all you homophobes out there, the male protagonist in this story gets screwed so if you don't like that kind of thing, move on.