Life on the space outpost becomes unbearable for Darius. His stationmate is a real bitch and he longs for contact with real humans instead of a sym he can no longer stand to even look at. But the wait is short, the resupply ship is just hours away.. time for one last beating.
Warning! The available story codes do not match this story very well. It was written for the Christmas contest, but it included some content that disqualified it. Rather than change the story, I am withdrawing from the contest. Please bear in mind that this story may offend everyone that reads it, but there is no malice in my comments and you may feel free to take pot shots at me in order to even things out. My goal is to make you laugh--not to piss you off. Enjoy.
An accident has transplanted the town of Carmel into a hellish dimension. Former soldier Paul Heinlein is captured and taken to the alien queen. What does she want from him?
This story is about a teenage boy hiding out after a world catastrophe that wipes out all men and most adult women. He finds himself surrounded with teenage girls. His job is to repopulate the planet.
The Miskatonic Institute has cloned a dinosaur from fossil DNA but so far only a male and they have no way of studying his mating behavior without a suitable surrogate. Sexual congress defined in dry scientific terms.
Divorced, out of work, no prospects, Chad Sykes is a loser who has little to do with his time but sit around, fantasize and masturbate. Then his fairy godmother shows up to grant his three greatest wishes...
NOTE: For all you homophobes out there, the male protagonist in this story gets screwed so if you don't like that kind of thing, move on.