Warning! The available story codes do not match this story very well. It was written for the Christmas contest, but it included some content that disqualified it. Rather than change the story, I am withdrawing from the contest. Please bear in mind that this story may offend everyone that reads it, but there is no malice in my comments and you may feel free to take pot shots at me in order to even things out. My goal is to make you laugh--not to piss you off. Enjoy.
An accident has transplanted the town of Carmel into a hellish dimension. Former soldier Paul Heinlein is captured and taken to the alien queen. What does she want from him?
Life on the space outpost becomes unbearable for Darius. His stationmate is a real bitch and he longs for contact with real humans instead of a sym he can no longer stand to even look at. But the wait is short, the resupply ship is just hours away.. time for one last beating.
Laurissa is having a bad day. After traveling to spend some ‘girl time’ with her best friend, she finds her friend has set her up with yet another blind date. Things get worse and Laurissa returns to her hotel room. A distortion in reality causes an alien gadget to appear in her room. Has Laurissa’a day gotten better or worse? Warning: this is a short story that I have broken into three brief chapters. Chapter 3 is still a little rough so suggestions are welcome.
Divorced, out of work, no prospects, Chad Sykes is a loser who has little to do with his time but sit around, fantasize and masturbate. Then his fairy godmother shows up to grant his three greatest wishes...
NOTE: For all you homophobes out there, the male protagonist in this story gets screwed so if you don't like that kind of thing, move on.