PROM--it's that time of year again. Judy decides prom night will be the night she loses her cherry. Little does she know what all the big night will REALLY bring to pass. Remember your prom night?
From the perspective of a bitter, cynical husband and father with a penchant for philandering, this is the tale of how his daughter became his slut on her wedding day, just hours after marrying her beau.
Spreading the word of God in the more rural parts of the Empire is a tedious and thankless task. The Rector has found a way to have a happy ending in his labors in the field and has cast his seed in all directions like it is described in the books of the old testament.