Mother, with the help of her sister, comes close to her son and daughter; father teaches his daughter discipline; and son enjoys the attention of his mother, sister and aunt.
Fan fic from the sitcom Reba, where Reba tries to teach Van a lesson or two by pretending that a hypnosis kit works, only to have it actually work. The results are, well, comic gold (I hope). Try to keep a sense of humor about this and enjoy it if it gets you off.