The future Lady Jessika Thornton-Smythe encounters a female Indian tour group guide in a run down, unusual, back street bar in Pattaya. A meeting that results in three vicious catfights, sex and revenge.
Introducing Lan and her older aunt Kim Cuc who will compete and sexfight to be my wife and gain permanent residence in Australia with the loser to be sent back to Ca Mau, Vietnam to enjoy the mosquitos that plague that fine city in the Mekong river delta.