When the absolute worst candidate possible is accepted into an Antarctic research program, global warming becomes the least of our problems. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.
What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)
This story harks back to the time when I had left the all boys boarding school,Charterhouse, and I lived an idle life as a young rich boy with a sports car, with nothing better todo but to play tennis and, hopefully, shag young girls.
Adam and Brook are about to be married, but things get complicated when they discover that Adam is already legally wed. This leads them on a mission to the dark heart of suburbia, where both horror and pleasure await.
Sallie loses her parents and gains a guardian. She soon decides that Daddy Bill who is not her real daddy will serve quite well as a substitute boyfriend and with none of the problems of starting a strange relationship. She thinks she will be able to control him with little difficulty but 18 year old virgins are short on experience.
He looked out the window at the tracks in the snow. The dog was out there and he needed something to distract his mind for the entire weekend. The arrival of his friends, a happily married couple, and a pair of sisters in need of male attentions drive the creature far away and out of sight.
Professor M. moves in with landlady Mrs. G. and becomes obsessed with her nymphet daughter Dolly who is "Lolita" forever in the middle-aged man's mind and thoughts.
Tom and Sue Willoughby continue their interest in photography, exhibitionism and sex. They get more adventurous in their outdoor sex activities in public places and try watersports.