Masturbation Stories

A girl grows up in a small village that has some unusual traditions.

A temporarily misplaced pear spurs some shenanigans. Illustrated.

A You Bet Your Ass Story
EPIC level story about a house-wife and her daughter who are notorious for making kinky but harmless dare bets around the house. The primary author is Mike McGifford and I have only helped shape it in collaboration. This is the BEST story I've ever been a part of writing.

Tracy liked to smoke. And she liked to fuck. And she liked to smoke and fuck. The only problem was, Tracy's boyfriend Charlie didn't like smoking. (Warning: this story features the smoking fetish. In case you didn't know, smoking is very bad for you. Don't try this at home.)

The small-farm valley in Idaho on the western slope of the Grand Tetons was devoid of fit men in 1943. They were all off fighting the war. The job of getting in the harvest and taking care of business was left to the women and older men and boys too young for the war, like 14-year-old Jimmy and Sam. Sam is being covered by the town lawyer who would also like to cover Jimmy. A disabled veteran, Jack Fox, is added into the mix. He is quite able for the women and for Jimmy too.

The story we all know and love... with a few differences...

It's 3am. You're at your buddy's house for a night of drinking. Everyone passed out. You're in the restroom and you have your buddy's girlfriend's panties...

"Shy friends" come to visit. Hosts hope to seduce them into Nude Day. Teachers become students. They celebrate together in and out of home, shopping, at a park all wearing fox tails.