Masturbation Stories

Professor M. moves in with landlady Mrs. G. and becomes obsessed with her nymphet daughter Dolly who is "Lolita" forever in the middle-aged man's mind and thoughts.

A Story in the Matt and Sophie's Genies Universe
On a faraway planet, a blossoming romance is going to lead to magic fun.

A story of growing love and very odd circumstances.

He had met her once. She was of barely average height, but she gave the impression that she was looking down on him. He remembered feeling embarrassed, as if he had failed her in some way. It's not as if she were a great beauty or simmeringly sexy in some way. No, Della was as non-descript as they come, a brunette with nothing particularly attractive about her. But the memory was indelible. And now, God only knows why, he had agreed to take her to dinner.

A true tale from when I was in my teens, true but highly embelished.

Hannah, my stepdaughter, came to me and wants to learn how to masturbate. As the dutiful step-dad, I oblige.

This is an inspiration from watching a live performance of The Old Gods of Appalachia recently, trying to capture the haunting spirit of the tales - but with an erotic twist. Throw in a little bit of Douglas Adams, but with the usual hackish writing style of myself and you have what I hope to turn into an epic story