Masturbation Stories

A whimsical short story. It was written tongue-in-cheek and is a bit outrageous. Henry's middle-aged single Mom is happy as long as she can bring a guy home on the weekend for a good romp. She has no qualms about helping Henry with his overactive libido, but much to Henry's frustration she will only go so far.

This little Space Opera is a mashup of John Normanesque sociology, Stargate, and "Ancient Aliens" This is my first SciFi story, so there may be some rough edges or non-standard to the genre themes. I never know how to rate the amount of sex. I'm listing this as "Some Sex" but I think it is closer to "Some Sex, on the way to "Much Sex."

Bill gets the perverted family of his dreams when he invents a mind-control device!

An anniversary trip turns into a little more than expected when visiting my boyfriend's best friend

Umeki was so lucky to have a neighbor like Mrs. Kiko. When she explains her concerns about her young son's lack of expertise with the opposite sex, Umeki volunteers to tutor the young boy with some "hands on" exercises. The fact that her husband was away on one of his long voyages added to her determination to erase the concern from her best friend's mind.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)