Masturbation Stories

My name is Megan. I'm a really pretty girl in my 20s. I'm also a sexual predator and I like 'em young. (Why, you don't?) Yesterday, I met a 14 year-old boy and girl from out of town. Tourists. Yummies! (Insert emoji with eyes bulging and tongue hanging out.) I took them back to my hi rise condo and this is what happened.

School teacher makes a mistake and pays a humiliating price, but alls well that ends well.

Sue and her husband have Tom come to do some work around their house. While the husband is out of town, Sue treats Tom and he realizes in the end that his whole job was to "do Sue".

40 years together his wife wondered if she was too old to attract attention sexually, could she be wrong?

A couple's 1st thru 3rd meet. Confusing lies about sex and modesty. She exposes, then shares beau with room mate +. A memoir.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

Mommy's 14-year old son, Billy, has been spying on her and going through her panties, so she's going to have a little fun with him. The more the merrier when she invites her friend Donna Schwartz to have fun with Billy, as well.