Sue and her husband have Tom come to do some work around their house. While the husband is out of town, Sue treats Tom and he realizes in the end that his whole job was to "do Sue".
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
At school someone say to Billy, “Do you know what happens if you pee in the light of a full moon?” Next thing you know, we have men in space and women in orgasm. Illustrated.
She was late for her appointment with the Master and he was not pleased. She wondered what her punishment might be but she knew he wasn't going to be easy on her...
Kirstie's budding sexuality is a source of much confusion for her. She finds herself drawn to both boys and girls, until Mia comes into her life that is, then she knows exactly what she wants.
You don’t know how this book came into your possession. One day, it just appeared with its red leather cover and no title. As you open it, the pages spring to life, moving on their own with incredible speed until they finally settle on one chapter. The book may speak of many worlds and many ages both past and future, but for now, this is the story the Red Book offered you. On a cold, spring night a carriage makes its way hastily down the old dirt road. In it, a young noble lady.