A Christmas Story
The heartwarming story of one pirate's Christmas. What more could he wish for? He's in a safe port with a fast ship and a fine-spirited crew of scurvy seadogs, with several barrels of sweet rum, a lovely captive Spanish Governor's daughter willing to make sport, and a fine chest of gold and jewels! Well... perhaps not quite. The Rache Code (something to offend everyone) applies, but the sordid sex is largely tongue in cheek.
Carver is a whiny, jealous younger brother who is driving Garrett around the bend. What will happen when Garrett finally loses his temper and deals with the problem? Based in the medieval universe of Dragon Age 2, but there's no need to play the game to appreciate this story.
Early twentieth-century Indian provincial governor, Rajeet, the Raja of Raipur, has groomed fourteen-year-old David, the son of his English accountant, for years and, at last, is bringing him into his household and bed. Rajeet follows the tantric techniques of sex and wants David to learn his favorite tantric positions. He sends him to study with hunky tantric master, Aakesh. What could possibly go wrong with that?
Walking along the beach the day before the cyclone was supposed to make landfall and I started chatting with a lifeguard on one of the gay hookup apps. He was a lifeguard and said that he could see me in his binoculars. I was invited up for a blow and go, I did the blowing.