Light Bond Stories

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Short, somewhat disgusting story of a wife's quest to earn a ruby bracelet. Caution for those easily squicked. Anal sex and cum drinking. Written in early '90s.

What would make a sophisticated, well-educated American man in his early thirties take a job running coffee and cinnamon plantations in rural East Timor for a Portuguese export house? It couldn't be because the age of consent for teenage boys there is fourteen, could it?

Sometimes one bad decision ruins a person's whole life.

For two years Melissa has been the indentured housekeeper and maid to her mistress. Suddenly her mistress decides to give Melissa a special treat. But is this treat given for Melissa's loyal service or does her mistress have an ulterior motive?

Tracy liked to smoke. And she liked to fuck. And she liked to smoke and fuck. The only problem was, Tracy's boyfriend Charlie didn't like smoking. (Warning: this story features the smoking fetish. In case you didn't know, smoking is very bad for you. Don't try this at home.)

A harmless comment to her 6 year old son and Amber will never be the same. She ordered the Pizza and planned for a quiet night at home but things don't always go as we plan.

My wife let the driver knock her up.