David Morgan thought that he had a great family life, including a wife of twenty years and two wonderful children. Then came the day that his teenage son Curtis came out of the closet and all hell broke loose.
A girl is bored and wants something to do. When she complains to her brother, he suggests she play at being a horse. One thing led to another and by the end of the summer she was in full horse tack pulling her brother around in a cart.
Brian had made the mistake of getting married young - to a sexy but unsuitable, self-willed woman. He thought he'd got out of it, with the divorce. But their daughters, who live with him, have holidays with her... and she's SERIOUSLY into freestyle parenting.
It all started years ago when, my daughter, Linda, had made the high school swim team. The only draw back was, their coach was an asshole and a full blown pervert. He made them swim two hundred laps at every practice and all of us parents found out it was nothing for him to sit in the girls locker room while they dressed.
WRITTEN BY PHOEBE: I know it's nasty, but I had this thing for my son's girlfriend and she didn't seem to mind, and well... things just sort of happened.