Who shot JR Ewing? I mean who shot JFK? One was a fictional Dallas, and the other has much fiction attached. Agent "Jackie" has been voluntold to investigate a coup in progress and begins with an investigation into a dead actress, a trip down a rabbit hole.
Teased and tantalized by his niece and her BFF during a baseball game, Robert is especially shocked when the Kiss Cam proves that they are in earnest. Oh, and he gets to fuck three more women than that, including a concession clerk, his girlfriend, and his own sister.
Not-so-innocent Fourteen-year-old Joel is seduced by a stranger on the night train between Washington, D.C., and Chicago, where Joel is being taken to live with his father for having messed around with his step-father and the step-father's congressman boss.