Teenaged Richie Cunningham is stuck at home with his little sister. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, she overhears him admitting that he got shot down by his date the night before. But just when he's most bummed out, little sister comes to the rescue. (Celeste's score: 10, 9, 9)
An Adam's Family Story After too long apart, Adam is finally coming home from college to visit his aunt. Just as he's due to arrive, Christine receives a tearful call from her niece, Avalynne. Lynne needs a place to stay, which is bad timing for Christine's plans. Or is it? (Codes for entire story)
This story is a parody of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries. I'd be the first person to admit that I can't write short two or three page mysteries the way Donal J. Sobol does, but at least I can take his characters, age them a few years, and then put them in adult/sexual situations. This should be a fairly short story for me, and after it's done I'll start working on a new Ben 10 story or another Jason story, but in the meantime enjoy this one.
13-year-old Chloe is home alone, on the couch masturbating, while she has phone sex with a guy she's met on the internet. She doesn't hear her father come in but he can't help but to hear her lewd words, and then see what she is doing. End of phone sex; this could be the start of something big.