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191 Constable Hereward and the Popish Maid by Argon

Halloween 2016
It is AD 1688 and the elders of the Bristol Shire in the Plymouth Colony task Constable Hereward with putting an end to mummery and pagan rites on All Hallows' Eve. This puts him at loggerheads with shrewish Molly O'Shea who holds no love for the English in general and Jonathan Hereward in particular - or so she thinks. A comedy of errors. Winner of the 2016 Halloween Story Contest.
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Historical
Tags: Ma/Fa, Historical, Humor, Halloween
Votes: 885 | Score: 7.95
Size: 106KB / 19,717 words | Downloads: 22175
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192 Beauty and the Plug by OldSarge69

It was with a growing sense of disbelief that John listened to his step-daughter's best friend. Did Kim just tell him she had a butt plug stuck up her ass and couldn't get it out? That it was causing her severe pain? Based on the tears and the anguished look in her eyes, John could see that something was causing the beautiful young woman considerable distress... but a butt plug? You know... there are just times when you have to offer someone help!
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Oral Sex
Votes: 1435 | Score: 7.94
Size: 106KB / 20,806 words | Downloads: 25435
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193 Your Choice by OldSarge69

"Freeze, Asshole. I've got a.357 aimed at your head." And with those words 17 year old Deena realized the supposedly empty house she had broken into wasn't empty at all. And worse, it belonged to a cop! Lying on the floor, hands cuffed behind her, Deena made an offer. Unfortunately, he insisted she up the offer to "anything" including anal. "Your choice" he said. Jail or anything. A choice that wasn't a choice at all. An offer she couldn't refuse.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/ft, Coercion, Consensual, NonConsensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fiction, Crime, Humor, Military, Mystery, Light Bond, Spanking, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Sex Toys, Size, Small Breasts
Votes: 765 | Score: 7.94
Size: 253KB / 49,106 words | Downloads: 23456
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194 The Traveller by Wandering Lanes

A Story in the The Traveller Saga Universe
Sar'ha, an apprentice in the Art, suffers an accident during a training exercise and her mind is thrown out of her body. Chris Beaker is a computer programmer, who finds his dreams are taking a strange turn. then his life changes when Sar'ha talks to him.
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fantasy
Tags: Magic, Fiction, Humor
Votes: 1286 | Score: 7.94
Size: 340KB / 65,439 words | Downloads: 45545
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195 The Gift by Howard Faxon

I curse you! I curse you all! with--The Gift.
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Fiction, Humor
Votes: 886 | Score: 7.94
Size: 152KB / 29,233 words | Downloads: 19123
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196 Veronica Coleman by Wandering Lanes

An Organisation Story
Part of the The Organisation versus the Association universe
A story in the Organisation Universe, This follows Veronica Coleman's part in the Organisation and her subsequent life after George Douglas Please note this is an action story, there is little sexual content, although it is mentioned. - updated 28th October 2007
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Fiction, Humor, Extra Sensory Perception
Votes: 301 | Score: 7.93
Size: 421KB / 77,772 words | Downloads: 16141
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197 Still Going Both Ways by Everydayguy

The masculine bi-guy Dean is still doing the AC/DC thing with both girls and boys. As he enters his Junior year (3rd year) at the university he becomes involved in more sports than he wants but finds sexy distractions along the way. This is a sex story about omni-sexual people. Come on, live a little wild. Sneak a peek and read it one handed, it'll be fantasy fun.
Sex Contents: Stroke Story | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Ma/Ma, Mult, Consensual, Romantic, Gay, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, TransGender, Humor, Incest, Brother, Sister, Father, Daughter, Swinging, Gang Bang, Group Sex, Orgy, Polygamy/Polyamory, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Squirting, Water Sports, Enema, Cream Pie, Voyeurism
Votes: 138 | Score: 7.93
Size: 421KB / 83,900 words | Downloads: 12493
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198 Transcontinental: Temporary Husbands, Temporary Wives by Wolf

Young, smart, dedicated, career-oriented, highly sexed. She is youngest woman to get tenure at prestigious eastern university. He’s promoted to the ‘best job ever’ on the west coast. What do they do? One answer is swap with a couple with the reverse problem. Does it stop there? Hardly! Another book in the collection of 20+ that author Wolf offers as eBooks at Bookapy, which supports elderly writers like him seeking to supplement their social security. Every book < $6, vast majority under $5.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Workplace, Sharing, Incest, Group Sex, Polygamy/Polyamory, Swinging, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Exhibitionism, Facial, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Sex Toys, Voyeurism
Votes: 166 | Score: 7.93
Size: 365KB / 71,197 words | Downloads: 29025
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199 Daisy Chain by Nina

Nina is wealthy, heterosexual and running errands in her Mercedes while her self-centered husband is away on a business trip. When the car breaks down, she walks to a bar to make a call. That's where she meets Danielle, the bar's manager. It's a lesbian bar, and Danielle helps her find a mechanic, and is kind enough to give her a ride home
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Consensual, Romantic, Reluctant, Gay, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Humor, Cheating, Slut Wife, DomSub, Spanking, Swinging, First, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Sex Toys, Squirting, Exhibitionism, Caution, Transformation
Votes: 168 | Score: 7.93
Size: 162KB / 31,009 words | Downloads: 18342
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200 The Art of Anonymity by Fenella Ashworth

In a moment of madness, Jo leaves a complimentary message on the windscreen of a fellow shopper. Tall, fit, muscled and with an ass to die for, she feels able to justify her rash decision. With every intention of retaining anonymity, to her utter embarrassment, her actions are witnessed and questioned by Simon...the man himself. Fate subsequently conspires to create another chance meeting between them and it quickly becomes clear that there is a case of serious, mutual sexual attraction....
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Light Bond, Oral Sex, Safe Sex
Votes: 87 | Score: 7.93
Size: 77KB / 14,111 words | Downloads: 2500
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