Humor Stories

No telling what you might find standing in line at the super center. Newly re-posted version with help from Pixel the Cat. Thank you, sir!

A little different take than most of my stories. Anyone who has ever served in the military has probably met someone like Master Gunnery Sergeant Samuel Obediah Lewis, Sr., USMC Retired, and his thoughts on names for his children. And even if you never served you may still know someone who obsesses over naming their children after entertainers or athletes. Hope you enjoy it.

A teenage boy's life goes from awful to all-powerful in exponential steps when he learns to use deja vu to merge his minds across parallel dimensions. He gains mental and physical skills, confidence, girlfriends, lovers, enemies and power... and keeps on gaining. A long, character-driven, semi-realistic story. / (Reviews)

After Tammy's betrayal, I went a little bit crazy. I needed some time to get away. I met the perfect therapist while trying to drink myself to death in a bar. This is the story of how I got better and moved on.

Join Carl Matthews, his beautiful cloned AI, and his bevy of girlfriends as they travel the universe, and another dimension, in search of justice and fair play in the energy business.

Lisa was a brand-new teacher. It was hard work looking after twenty preschoolers but she loved the kids and they loved her. Today was a harder than usual; the A/C had died and wouldn't be fixed for some time. The children were uncomfortable so she took them outside to get their minds off the heat. While she passed out snacks, she heard some giggles coming from over by the jungle gym. Lisa looked up and saw that one of the boys had taken all his clothes off and some of the others were aping him.