Debut of a new genre. A tongue in cheek mashup of erotica, science fiction, spelling and grammar! Not for those seriously minded. You have been warned.
After his fief is put to the torch, a lowly serf named Rian is taken captive by Orcs. The women cart him back to their stronghold and put him to work cooking, cleaning, and serving them. Little do they know, his new situation is a marked improvement. For the first time, he has a soft bed, plentiful food, and a warm hearth. Will his hosts ever find out that he's only pretending to lament his new role?
K-pop star Luna buys a French château for solace. Instead, she wakes 450-year-old vampire Lucian—and kicks him in the groin. Forced into a fake relationship by her label, pretend becomes real. But his psychotic ex returns after 170 years, and she's not sharing. Luna must fight for forever with a dead man or die trying. Dark rom-com meets brutal vampire horror. Where love conquers death, and immortality looks like Kate Beckinsale with almond eyes.
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A literary version of candy corn, this mercifully short story straddles the delicate distinction between horrific and horrible, until it finally falls off and lands on the wrong side. Readers, ye be warned!
An aspiring writer of erotic stories makes a simple mistake with unexpected consequences. A humorous story that has been posted on another site, which I forgot to post here. A fun read - especially if you've ever WRITTEN an erotic story yourself! / (Reviews)
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