Merton Miles is your average, every day, burger flipping, nerd slinging D&D player. Princess Relix Castrovel is your average, every day spoiled draconian princess of the Five Talon Empire - the dragon led feudal state that rules the entire galaxy. And she needs a dupe for a husband. Merton (and his family, best friends and girlfriend) are about to find out that when a dragon wants something...they get it. And Princess Relix is going to learn: Never. Underestimate. Humans.
Size: 504 KB (90,691 words)
Genre: Science Fiction
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: Ma/Fa, Mult, Coercion, Romantic, Fiction, High Fantasy, Humor, Rags To Riches, Science Fiction, Aliens, Space, Paranormal, Furry, Masturbation, Transformation
Review by Safe_Bet [other reviews by Safe_Bet]
Reviewed:
YIKES! The author of this story, Dragon Cobolt, apparently has never heeded Nancy Reagan's "Just say no to drugs!" speech. He clearly indulges in heavy hallucinogens because that is the only way I can imagine someone dreaming up a story like this! LOL
I mean come on! Morfing dragons, orcs, transgender witches, semi-mechanical men etc. (all having plenty of sex) meets Dungeons & Dragons? That makes for one crazy read, yet somehow it works. Don't ask me how... it just does!
...anyways... READ THIS DAMN THING! It is freaky, weird and bizarre, but it also fascinating!
Plot: Heh. Not even going to try to go there. I read this thing twice and I'm still not sure what is what. Let me just say it is pretty amazing and leave it at that!
Technical: Who the hell knows! I'm sure there are some in there, but they must be hiding behind adamantine plate armor or something.
Appeal: Yeah, I liked it... A LOT. Kookiness, outlandish humor and some seriously off the wall sex scenes not withstanding... I really, Really, REALLY enjoyed this story!
