A wealthy man takes his high-maintenance girlfriend on an expedition to an exotic island of cannibals. He wasn't expecting the tribe to be all-female...And his girlfriend is a little too eager to try their all-male cuisine!
Ever since puberty, she had always known deep inside, that she was a physical person with a strong libido. Her husband, as good as he was to her, would never eat "down there." He would never so much as even touch her "down there." When they made love, which was precisely at 11:00 PM when they went to bed on Thursday night (Thursday being the least holy day of the week in his opinion), he would lay upon her in the "missionary position" then roll off and fall asleep immediately afterward.
A sort of stream of consciousness from a serial rapist/killer/arsonist (in that order). No real ending, no feel good results. This story has a very, very narrow appeal. / (Reviews)
This Halloween Story is based loosely on The Big Bang Theory. Anonymously the pumpkin head scarecrow costumed puts a shine on Penny's behind. Over the years Penny has communicated biting comments to Howard and Halloween was his payback.