A story in the Dark Tales Universe
This is an unusual story, told entirely in the first person, as if a gal is narrating her experiences to somebody else. Of how she went from being a Disco Queen, to a vampire.
Todd Kressel can't put up with his wife Debbie's constant emasculation and so he leaves. Debbie has grown to hate her husband and so, at least at first, she is relieved. Only once Todd is gone, her 14-year-old son Jarrett makes it clear things are going to change. Unlike his father, Jarrett won't let Debbie walk all over him. He's the man of the house now and, to prove it, Jarrett plans on demonstrating he can make his mom do anything he wants, no matter how horrifying, repulsive or taboo.
This story is complete, I'm just submitting it in chunks. In a land inhabited by demons and humans, a demon hunter named Hiryu loses a fight to a demon. His sister Bells must find the demon's lair and save her brother before the demon eats him.
Patrick's wife brings home an antique lamp that turns out to have a genie in it. The genie looks suspiciously like a leprechaun, though, and he wants to make a deal.
A Halloween Story
It's a mystery. All of a sudden, all the elementary school children are turning into pumpkins. Oh, there are zombies, too. And Ron Popeil.