After the success of my stories about my first wife I started to write about my second. As soon as I did I found I had a problem, although very beautiful and with a great figure my second wife wasn't very sexy at all. True we had great sex in the bedroom but that doesn't mean that she was sexy. So with this startling piece of information I started to thing about what is sexy and what's not.
The story of 2 distant cousins who find themselves in an unexpected relationship and an unexpected life-altering spiritual intervention at a family reunion.
In the words of main character Allen, "I was fostered before when I was 8, by a gay couple who loved me far too much. No, not in a weird sex pervert kind of way. Their cautious caring and protective overconcern were freakishly over the top. Most people would be less careful with eggs or light bulbs! I couldn’t stand the absurd coddling and demanded they bring me back. At fourteen, my next family loved me just as much, but in a sex pervert kind of way. I'd never imagined I could be so happy!"
A story in the Harry Potter Universe
It's bad enough for Hermione that Ron likes Fleur. It's worse that the little Veela bitch wants to talk with her. But by the end of the night, Hermione loves her most of all.
The New Hope Academy is a fourteen-year-old-entry prep high school, where boys learn man-on-boy and boy-on-boy sexuality for the first time and where everyone is doing everyone else.
The acrid smell of fried electronics fills the air. Damn government contractors! Greedy bastards cut every corner, just to save a credit. My ears drop as I survey the damage. The bracket holding the emergency control panel snapped. It slammed into the main power conduit which, of course, wasn't properly shielded. A 10-credit bracket. Damn them! This is bad. Really bad.