Sitting in a bar one night, our narrator flashes back to the night he and his now wife each lost their virginity while out parking by the lake -- and the current misery that was created by that night. Based on the Meatloaf hit "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
Young Matt bumps into Wendy, his older sister's 18 year old friend on the way home. Wendy suggests she could "fix" 15 year old Matt's virginity problem. Matt is embarrassed, doesn't really fancy Wendy and is very reluctant... well for a while anyway, but his head is not the only thing doing the thinking and very soon he find himself being tutored and experiencing sexual heaven in-between Wendy's chunky thighs.
This is the story of how my Mom and I started a sexy sensual relationship. I mean I just wanted to show her my cock. From there I had a new appreciation for her and her handiwork.
Her uncle and his girlfriend teach her about Sapphic love and light bondange with a bit of spanking. Being only 3 years older, her uncle was "more like my big brother growing up."
When fourteen-year-old Jordy notices that his very intimate friend, sixteen-year-old Matt, has a lot of new sports equipment in his room, Matt says he got it from his soccer coaches, Butch Blake and Chuck Jamison, who own a sports store. Matt invites Jordy to go to a Christmas party the coaches are giving for the soccer team Matt is on, where Jordy discovers that he is Matt's Christmas present to Butch and Chuck.