Johnny had gotten past Hell Week, but there was just one more little thing he had to do to be pledged by the fraternity. It was only a matter of... getting his bare butt autographed by this certain fellow, who just happened to be a notorious ass bandit.
Sallie loses her parents and gains a guardian. She soon decides that Daddy Bill who is not her real daddy will serve quite well as a substitute boyfriend and with none of the problems of starting a strange relationship. She thinks she will be able to control him with little difficulty but 18 year old virgins are short on experience.
Professor M. moves in with landlady Mrs. G. and becomes obsessed with her nymphet daughter Dolly who is "Lolita" forever in the middle-aged man's mind and thoughts.
Young Antinous, captured by the ancient Greek state Tripolis general Herotis in a battlefied defeat of the Greek state Kozani, is deflowered by the general and becomes Herotis's cup bearer, bed mate, and spy. There is a question of who Antinous really is spying for, though.
When single-dad Matthew Redstun forbids his seventeen year old daughter from attending her highschool's sex ed classes, she demands that he teach her instead. He agrees to do so, but she unexpectedly takes his words to heart and decides to get in some practice with him...