Heck Johnson has always been one of the good ole boys since before high school. Now he's the assistant manager of his Uncle Bud's Ace Hard Ware and Sporting Goods store. Heck's about to bust upon the social scene in a big way, when news gets out about his reputation as a stud.
A meek and unsuccessful man finds a magical fang. He soon becomes a macho chick magnet, breeding woman after woman. Unfortunately, the fang does have some drawbacks...
Love at first sight. Not always a recipe for happiness. Especially when it's a schoolboy falling for his teacher. Luke does at least manage to get her to notice him, although not really in the way that he'd have liked. Then he defends her honor and what girl can resist that, even if it wasn't particularly successful. The course of true love never did run smooth.
When Dawn catches sight of her neighbour jacking off in the yard, it makes her horny. Their wild sexcapades awaken something in Dawn, and jumpstarts her road towards becoming a complete and utter anal slut, and maybe find love along the way.
An Uncle Bob Story Chrissy works for Uncle Bob at his gas station, where she takes care of the customer's needs. She'd like to date, but doesn't know how to act around boys. She enlists Bob's aid to show her what the boys might want to do and gets her own needs taken care of as Bob pumps her instead of gas.
Richard is single and almost 64. He has been having an on and off affair with his 38 year old neighbor. One night after one of their trysts, she asks him to deflower her 16 year old daughter. Richard is shocked, but what can a good neighbor do?
From the bizarre phase of Uncle Mike's writings. The mother of a Down's syndrome teen-ager fears that he could prey on little girls, so she finds something to take his mind off it. Not for the squeamish. You've been warned.