First Stories

An Uncle Bob Story
Cathy stays with her Uncle Bob, working at the Grain Elevator where she's small enough to get into tight places. Or she used to be. When she tries to unplug a pipe and gets stuck, the only way to get her out is to grease her up and it's Uncle Bob who has to smear on the oil. What happens then affects the pipe in Uncle Bob's jeans, which leads to HER pipe getting plugged up. And it looks like it'll take nine months to get her pipe cleared again. / (Reviews)

Kimmy been suspended from school for two weeks and she needs to tell Mommy why. However telling her means going back to the begining.

Heck Johnson has always been one of the good ole boys since before high school. Now he's the assistant manager of his Uncle Bud's Ace Hard Ware and Sporting Goods store. Heck's about to bust upon the social scene in a big way, when news gets out about his reputation as a stud.

My best friend's mom comes to visit and I don't have a date for the frat party

From the bizarre phase of Uncle Mike's writings. The mother of a Down's syndrome teen-ager fears that he could prey on little girls, so she finds something to take his mind off it. Not for the squeamish. You've been warned.

When Dawn catches sight of her neighbour jacking off in the yard, it makes her horny. Their wild sexcapades awaken something in Dawn, and jumpstarts her road towards becoming a complete and utter anal slut, and maybe find love along the way.

An Uncle Bob Story
Chrissy works for Uncle Bob at his gas station, where she takes care of the customer's needs. She'd like to date, but doesn't know how to act around boys. She enlists Bob's aid to show her what the boys might want to do and gets her own needs taken care of as Bob pumps her instead of gas.

Richard is single and almost 64. He has been having an on and off affair with his 38 year old neighbor. One night after one of their trysts, she asks him to deflower her 16 year old daughter. Richard is shocked, but what can a good neighbor do?