This is just silly. But sometimes that's just what you need.[quote]Lucinda found herself back on the grassy verge near the river, flat on her back, legs wrapped securely about Buddy's frantically pumping torso.[/quote]
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
A Uncle George: Adventures in the Philippines Story This is an alternate, slightly more plausible version of "Please Uncle George" The two main girls have the same name, but different personalities. In fact, pretty much everything is different.
Milly, a sexy 32-year-old redhead, is dropping her car off at the local garage when she needs to pee. So, she goes to the garage's bathroom and finds a glory hole in the wall. Not long after, a big cock suddenly emerges from the glory hole.
Siblings Emma and Mike Baker, high school students, live in a tiny city apartment with their two parents. Surprise! After three years of exile there, they're returning to their suburban house, and reconnecting with their next-door neighbors and friends, Dora and Paul Lincoln. All four are similar ages, but puberty has changed them. A lot. Their four parents are reconnecting too. The Lincolns have added a pool, and some pineapple-themed decor. Hmm.