Upon realizing that he is fed up with his life and receiving some bad news, Derrick Simpson transforms from everyday middle aged man to psychopathic (but rational) murderer. Nobody is safe, especially friends and family.
Driving for over three hours between my school and Pittsburgh can be REALLY boring. Fortunately this time my cousin Kristen was along so you can imagine what happened along the way, especially considering how horny my dad was!
When my dad needed to reward some of his employees and money just wasn't enough, he needed something special. What could be better than the boss's daughter!
It was the last day of a great Spring Break. Although it was hard to leave home, I got a great sendoff - definitely a day for the diary! It started with a great wakeup call and then off to church where I was reunited with an old friend - in more ways than one!
It's almost impossible to believe that four years could pass so quickly. I was graduating from college today! It was a special weekend in my life, one my dad was all too happy to make even more special for me.
I've done a couple of bachelor parties, both involving rather large groups of men. I was about to learn not all bachelor parties require a dozen horny guys dying to fuck me. Indeed, when you come down to it, all that's really needed is the groom!
I simply LOVE to water ski. About the only thing better to do on a boat is... well, you know. Combine the two and you have a great day. Add in your boyfriend and you have all the ingredients for a FANTASTIC day!
Sometimes the best things come about unexpectedly. I'd been anticipating a rather boring Memorial Day weekend which only appeared to get worse when my dad invited me to visit his mother in Illinois. Then he invited my Aunt Linda and her daughter Kristen to join us and that changed everything!