A Westmouthshire Universe Story
When Dave Cartwright sees an ad in the local newspaper offering twenty-seven inches of Prime British Beef, it plants the seed of an idea which leads to a unique celebration his wife's upcoming fortieth birthday and a night that neither one of them will ever forget. "The Big Four Ohhh!" is the first new short story by novelist Marc Nobbs since 2007 and is his twist on a classic erotic fiction set-up.
A portal sends Ken back 70 years to find a hippie in a library. She demonstrates free love concept to him, 2 other strangers, and her mom. Nude home and in public are normal.
Jim finds a horny, pregnant slut in place of the co-worker he expected to carpool with. She makes him an offer of sex he can't refuse, but will his co-worker return and catch them going at it? Does the horny stranger he's screwing have a secret she hasn't told Jim? (Illustrated)
Mrs. Thompson's paper hadn't been delivered and it was making her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. She decided to call the distribution centre and give them hell. Little did she know how that call would affect not only her, but her entire family.