Cream Pie Stories

A story set in the Pinwheel Universe
Set in the Pinwheel universe, when a deal on a used starship goes badly, a merchant must leave his spoiled daughter in the custody of the Patriarch of Borealis as collateral. With no knowledge of their unique culture, how will she fare in the company of the aggressive aliens?

A man trained to be one of the best thieves and assassins is finishing the last couple of jobs. His specialty is justice and not using the courts. First there is a crime lord who is using a large club as a cover. The mission had two targets, one was the crime lord and the other was three corrupt cops. The last mission is a protected drug lord.

Another of Mervin's Mistaken Identities Tales
When a group of friends are out drinking while camping, a case of mistaken identity occurs in a dark tent at night to the surprise of the recipient.

Alessandro, a small, beautiful-bodied, fourteen-year-old boy with a heavenly soprano singing voice, feels he lacks life and feeling in a Tuscan village from his widowed father, absent on weekends and drunk most of the time, and the strict, nonpersonal control by choir masters. His response on Saturdays is to seek the attention of men. From the village baker, to the region's aristocratic count, to a hunky young farmer, Alessandro manages to find the attention he thinks he needs.

Eddie is in the Navy and married unhappily. For the sake of his children (3), he's sticking it out in his marriage. To keep himself sane, he steps outside his marriage occasionally, to assuage his active libido. Since he refuses to engage a hooker, he tries to develop fleeting relationships with non-professional women, but those who appreciate his sexual acumen. These trysts occur at different places around the world.

What happens when a mother finds her teenage son is reading her erotica?

A product of illicit genetic engineering, Beth escapes from a research facility in a stolen kayak. Pursued by men in a fast cruiser, she turns into a limestone fissure, hoping to find a place to hide. Swept into a tidal cavern, she escapes, finding herself mystically swept into an alternate world.