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He discovered his married sister having an affair with his best friend. Instead of being shamed or apologetic, she asked him for help finding someone who could impregnate her.
Another of Mervin's Mistaken Identities Tales
When a group of friends are out drinking while camping, a case of mistaken identity occurs in a dark tent at night to the surprise of the recipient.
After five years together, three of them married, my wife was caught straying. Not very far. To redress the balance, I gave myself a free pass. Not very far. We've found that two wrongs can make a right. Well, it seems to be working out just fine for us.
A beer with my new landlord ends with me sucking him off. He had caught one of my Grindr hookups leaving my place and let it slip that he hadn't had a guy suck him off in over twenty years. That was my cue to get on my knees, release his cock from his speedo and show him what he has been missing out on.
Jim Patterson runs into his old friend Kevin Murray at LAX when his flight to Atlanta is canceled. This story deals with the aftermath of what Kevin tells Jim while they have a few beers together.