In a discussion of story ratings, Mr. Freeze wrote:
"That said, I do think there is a certain bias out there towards certain types of stories. Anything involving teenagers or incest or both tends to do really well. Throw in some science fiction and you are pretty well guaranteed a decent score. Romance does well to a point, but rarely reaches the heights of a good sci fi/incest/teen story."
That quote inspired the following short parody. Note codes.
Can touch be magical? Will a brother's touch, cure a girl with SAD Seasonal Affect Disorder. Can you love your sister enough to help her? Sorry when I posted the story only the last page appeared, I reposted it properly.
A Naughty Nursery Rhyme Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and this represented a problem for the girl. Where the sheep were ... Horatio, the big ram was too ... and she needed Horatio's ... attentions.
A family discover their hidden secrets whilst taking a break in the Kent countryside from London. A Randy brother and sister have a great time with dad and mom.
"You're a guy, Jamie. You must know what guys like! I want to know how to touch a man, how he likes to be touched..." They had grown up together as brother and sister. How was he supposed to answer a question like this?