I did in fact manage to misplace a Billion dollars but I am not a thief. I still think the handcuffs, the cavity searches and the rest of the hijinks in prison was a bit too harsh as I am totally innocent. Well, at least innocent of stealing a billion dollars.
This is a story in the Ouroboros Reality universe.
A tall, bald stranger touches the hands of many Hollywood celebrities and leaves an "ouroboros" brand on their skin. They had been mysteriously lured into the same cafe by his power, just so he could do that. Due to the brand, the divas submit to each other and becoming raging nymphomaniacs, with delicious results. Unbeknownst to them, there is a secret, supernatural agenda.
Casimir wants nothing so much as a relationship with a woman. The problem is that all of his sexual experience so far has been with men. Then he sees an interesting personal ad in the paper. The woman implies that she's looking for anal sex. Now THAT Casimir knows a few things about. But there could be trouble ahead...
(Spicy but too much fade-to-black to be considered erotica) A genie offers a man infinite wishes if he agrees to a few conditions. Negotiations and sexy shenanigans ensue.