Just when it seemed like nothing else could go wrong, I was dropped into the clutches of a Female Biker Gang like a piece of candy for their fun and games.
He looked out the window at the tracks in the snow. The dog was out there and he needed something to distract his mind for the entire weekend. The arrival of his friends, a happily married couple, and a pair of sisters in need of male attentions drive the creature far away and out of sight.
A story in the Haven Tails Universe
David Howard is fed up with his life in the Mafia-controlled state of New Jersey, even if it is the only state with a working government in the post-apocalyptic world that exists since Fireball Day. Between his mob-loving (literally) wife Andrea and his psycho gay ex-friend and boss with benefits, Steven, David is more than ready to call it quits. He just won't get to do it alone.
High school principal Damien Maloney, his twin brother Darren, Darren's stripper girlfriend Salome, and Damien's colleague, a teacher named Helen Katz, all get together one Friday night to drink, eat pizza, and play a naughty little game of forfeits and permanent use rights, with wonderful consequences for all. It was Helen's idea, in fact....talk about your HR issues!
Jess took me speedo shopping as a big of a prank but after half an hour of strutting about in all sorts of skimpy speedo suits I was hard and Jess decided to take care of my bulging erection. The store clerk got one hell of a show while we screwed right in front of him.
Dan wakes up in 1992, when he was just 15. He doesn't recall his past life in 2019 at all, nor does he know that various spirit guides have given him a do-over per his birthday wish. They've found their man and his fresh start will mean a very different adolescence at the head of a sex cult.
What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)