Aunt Stories

The rough but real story of how my cousins knocked me up when I was 24.

As soon as the words fell, a maid crawled over holding a newborn baby, and another maid held a sharp dagger in her hand to separate the baby's legs, and cut off the tiny penis under his crotch with a precise knife! The mother pouted her cherry lips, and the blood gushed out between the legs of the crying baby, drawing a beautiful arc in the air and being sucked into the mother's mouth! "Mmm! Delicious!" The satisfied mother couldn't help but moaning

A dystopian look into a future of neural links, legalized murder, mass shootings, rampages, hand machines, telemarketing, cults, apathy; in this new world, the greatest war is the War Against Boredom.

Thanksgiving has always been a time for our family to get together. Each year we switch off as to who hosts the event and this year it was my dad’s turn. As things turned out, his brothers had more to be thankful for by the time the day was over.