A Twatmas Story A prequel to "Twats the Night Before Christmas"; Harley goes hunting with her Uncle Eddie and Aunt Daisy, and Eddie's April Fool's joke leads to superglued butt cheeks and hunting sexy women. This is NOT a contest entry in the April Fools contest, and is a short story intended to provide a little background on the motivations of some of my favorite characters in the Twatmas story before it's conclusion.
Heartbroken man gets a big surprise on Valentine's day, a young pretty daughter he didn't know he had. He's drunk, and she craves love and attention... View story tags / codes before reading.
The night before his birthday, Jon Kent gets a text from his Auntie Kara to meet him in a far off galaxy. The surprise she has for him is out of this world.
Your sister dumps her two young teen kids on you, so she and her dumbass husband can go screw on a Love Boat cruise. The kids are great, and you're their favorite aunt. What could possibly go wrong? Except--per losgudian logic--everything. I'll warn all in advance, this is a pretty weird story. I really like the writing, and I did mark up a printed draft first. Plus, it's fiction funny. But the storyline probably has something for everybody to hate. Lash me lightly, if you please. / (Reviews)