Aunt Stories

A powerful oilman hires a gigolo to take care of his wife while he enjoys his mistress.

A Twatmas Story
A prequel to "Twats the Night Before Christmas"; Harley goes hunting with her Uncle Eddie and Aunt Daisy, and Eddie's April Fool's joke leads to superglued butt cheeks and hunting sexy women. This is NOT a contest entry in the April Fools contest, and is a short story intended to provide a little background on the motivations of some of my favorite characters in the Twatmas story before it's conclusion.

Your sister dumps her two young teen kids on you, so she and her dumbass husband can go screw on a Love Boat cruise. The kids are great, and you're their favorite aunt. What could possibly go wrong? Except--per losgudian logic--everything. I'll warn all in advance, this is a pretty weird story. I really like the writing, and I did mark up a printed draft first. Plus, it's fiction funny. But the storyline probably has something for everybody to hate. Lash me lightly, if you please. / (Reviews)

Sedona, Arizona, a wacky place

The night before his birthday, Jon Kent gets a text from his Auntie Kara to meet him in a far off galaxy. The surprise she has for him is out of this world.

A very short story about a young man, his aunt and a blow job.

Aunt and nephew go on a lustful quest that involes more than just themselves

In the quiet of his apartment, David finds himself in a situation he never imagined. His Mom, Julie, and his Aunt Jessica have decided it's time for him to learn the ways of love and lust. What starts as a playful evening of drinks and confessions quickly turns into a night of intense passion and self-discovery. As David navigates the complex emotions and physical pleasures that come with his newfound experiences, he begins to see his Mom and aunt in a completely different light.

A lonely father is given five amazing gifts by Mrs. Claus this Christmas!