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Okay - I need to - whatever... This morning, I looked at the stats for Bob -

Coments - 69
Total Downloads - 66666
Total votes (thanks) - 756
Score 7.69
In Libraries - 652
Of my stories, number 6 in the number of readers who voted.

Is there a message hidden there?

The last chapter, the epilogue, and the character list are in the queue for tomorrow.

Thanks for the ride. I appreciate you guys.

Please vote! High - low - just tell me....

Chapter Twenty-one: Moving On is going into the queue as soon as I post this blog entry.

There's sorrow in the Covey, and we find out why and how the the Covey moved to the mid-west.

Okay - We aim to please. Let's try this for a fix. Here is 1) a list of principal characters, plus 2) an extract of characters from THE Harem Tales 4: We Gotta Get Outta This Place!

I think that covers most of the characters you will encounter. Woody is from the story of the same name.


Principal Characters:
*Jason (Jase) Reynolds* - College junior, communications major, army brat.
*Calypso (Cali) Waters* - Age fourteen, cutie. Jason's first concubine.
*Calliope (Neli) Waters* - Age sixteen. No one remembers why her nickname is Neli. Calypso's sister. Jason's second concubine.
*Edgar Rawlson* - Principal of local high school. Anti-Confederacy and major hypocrite. Known by one and all as 'Fuckwad' or sometimes, 'Asswipe'.
*Valentina (Tina) Orlov* - High school biology teacher selected as Jason's supernumerary concubine. Age thirty-five. Blonde Valkyrie
*Marcie Orlov* - Age thirteen. Strawberry blond. Tina's daughter. Precocious sex-pot.
*Nelson Orlov * - Age seven. Blond. Tina's son.
*Eleanor (Annie ) Rawlson* - Age twenty-eight Fuckwad's wife. Red-gold hair. Rubenesque Selected as Jason's second supernumerary concubine.
*Michael (Spud) Rawlson* - Age twelve. Twin, son of Eleanor and Edgar Rawlson.
*Michelle (Shellie) Rawlson* Age twelve. Twin, daughter of Eleanor and Edgar Rawlson.
*Amira Safi* Age sixteen. Olive skin slim Afghanistani. Picked as Jason's concubine.
*Barika Safi* Age fifteen. Olive skin slim Afghanistani. Picked as Jason's concubine.
*Jamaal Safi* Age twelve. Olive skin slim Afghanistani. Dependent brother of Jason's concubines.
*Robert (Bobby/Bob White) Quayle* - High school junior, eventual polymath, cock of the Covey.
*Susan Quayle* - Bob Quayle's sister
*Nancy Barlow* - 911 operator
*Uncle Pete* - Quayle Family's attorney, friend, and later the kids' guardian.
*Missus Penny Hawkins* - Social services representative
*Melba Faulkner* - The Quayle siblings' former sitter, hired ostensibly as housekeeper.
*Cassandra Anne Faulkner* - Melba's daughter and Bob's adopted daughter
*Charles (Coach Bull) Brahmin* - Assistant principal and coach at the Quayle's high school
*Brian Soda* - Badass high school student. Wannabe seducer and cherry picker
*Awilda Soda* - Brian's mother and enabler. Member of the school board.
*Judge Joshua Bradford Rule* - Criminal Court Judge
*Bettie Rule* - Judge Rule's wife. Barren The reason he refuses to be extracted.
*Sheriff Joe Bob Peterson* - The county's primary law officer
*Judge Eustace Holland* - Juvenile Court Judge
*Roycealee Bashar* - Georgia High School Principal, strawberry blonde. Joins the Covey.
*Eva Mae Masters* - Small mousy high school student. One of Brian's intended victims. Joins the Covey.
*Priscilla Kelly* - High school student, stunning red head. One of Brian's intended victims. Joins the Covey.
*Meatloaf* - Quayles' family cat.

Other Harem Story Characters:

T'Kleesual (aka Jubal) -- Tuull AI, plenipotentiary ambassador from the Tuull.

T'Kleeoran (aka Dora) -- Tuull AI plenipotentiary to the Darjee, awakened.

T'klikrooz and T'kliktguul -- T'klikt Clan trading vessels central to lordshipmayhem's as-of-this-date unpublished story Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Trust me, you'll love it!

T'Kuudshpp -- Original Tuull AI for K'treel Explorer AGX026.

Michael James -- Former captain US Army signal corps, appointed governor of new Tuull sponsored colony. Family leader.

Victoria (Vicky) Sams James -- T/S female, gender assigned at birth was male, 16 years old, slim, light brown hair. Now completely female -- ebullient personality, extracted by Michael during a high school blood drive. Now Michael's concubine.

Abigail Daniel James -- 14-year-old rape victim fostered by Michael's family to help her recover. Now a concubine in Michael's family.

Ayesha Nagi James -- 14 years old. Abigail's friend. Mid-east immigrant, mutilated (circumcised) at her father's insistence, rescued by Michael and Cathleen. Concubine in Michael's family.

Katie Wyoming Knott James -- twenty-four-year-old former elementary school teacher, lesbian, dirty blond hair, brilliant green eyes, 5' 0", well rounded, strong, former concubine. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family.

Ginger (Gingerbread) Breedlove James -- Masters in Social Work (MSW), extracted during a high school blood drive as Dora's first concubine. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family, and the Harem's second in command.

Carole Wilson James - 34 years old, voluptuous body, survivor type, owned and ran a pre-school/daycare. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family, and the Harem's chief of staff. No relation to Jimmy.

Dora (T'Kleeoran) James - Tuull AI plenipotentiary to the Darjee, awakened and married within Michael's family. Her hologram is an exotic beauty -- tall, slim, and rounded in exactly the right places. Her red gold hair hangs to her butt, but with a braid coiled around her crown.

Jubal (T'Kleesual) -- Tuull AI, plenipotentiary ambassador from the Tuull.

Rachel Smythe James -- Former physics teacher, olive skin tone, 5' 10", slim, Army Brat. Sponsor-wife in family. Harem's tactical commander.

Cathleen Cassidy James -- 25 years old, nurse, long red hair, green eyes, paper white skin, curvy, 5' 4". Sponsor-wife in Michael's family.

The Good Ship Lollipop (aka T'Kuudshpp, aka Lollipop, aka Lolli) - Cube ship assigned to Tuull sponsored colony. T'Kuudshpp transferred from former ship, K'treel Explorer AGX026.

Helva -- K'treel Explorer AGX026

T'Krandit -- Tuull AI for K'treel Explorer AGX026 'Helva'

Pern - Planet for the new Tuull sponsored colony

Rukbat - System in which Pern is located (note: the star is named Rukb)

Centurion Sam Matthews (aka Papa Sam) -- Civil Service, Office of Targeted Extraction. Michael's Confederacy boss. (Thanks Medik for the loan of your characters.)

Ninja Twins Youko (Ko) and Yuzuki (Ki) -- 18 year old twins, Civil Service, Centurion Matthews' co-sponsors, young looking, slender, Asian. (Thanks Medik for the loan of your characters.)

Llewelyn (Llew or Lew) Carter -- Welsh, Operations manager of a super secret Confederacy team (sometimes referred to as the department-that-doesn't-exist) dedicated to interdict, disrupt, and generally make life a nuisance for any and all Earth Firsters. (Thanks starfiend for the loan of your characters.)

Siân Carter -- Lew's sister, cosponsor, and his team's adjutant / secretary / personal assistant. Liaison to the harem. (Thanks starfiend for the loan of your characters.)

The department-that-does-not-exist - super secret Confederacy team dedicated to interdict, disrupt, and generally make life a nuisance for any and all Earth Firsters. (Thanks starfiend for the loan of the concept.)

Marshal Randall (Randy) Pope -- US marshal who deputized Michael and his team. Harem's boss for Earth-based law-sponsored operations. Becomes the colony's security chief.

Marjorie (Marge) Baldwin -- Human Resources Manager, Summer Paradise and co-sponsor with Jonathan and Gillian.

Valerie Wilson James -- 13 years old - turning 14, Carole's daughter, just filling out, brown hair. Now a dependent in Michael's family - soon to be a sponsor-wife.

Hannah (Pixie) Masters James -- 16 years old, farm girl, bow hunter, blonde, long braids, slim, incredibly beautiful, 5' 0". Tactical leader. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family.

The Nerds: Wilhelma (Billie) Schwartz and Birdie Williams -- Both recently graduated with a 5-year MS, former captive women. Initially concubines in Michael's family, now co-sponsors and close affiliates the family. Demolition experts.

Naomi Windsong James -- 14 years old, Petite, Native American, aspiring social worker, former captive woman. Family's concubine.

Jackass Company - Unit of the EDF composed of Earth First criminals. Cannon fodder.

Rear Admiral Malcolm Adams -- President, Massachusetts
Command Sergeant Major Rebecca (Becky) Vesey -- Becomes Tuull sponsored colony's top NCO, sponsor.

First Sergeant Patricia (Patti) Paiwonski -- Becomes Tuull sponsored colony's number two NCO, sponsor.

I had notes from folks who did not 'get' my transition from chapter 19 to 20. I added one sentence that I hope takes care of it.

Much thanks to those who let me know and to all the others who've caught typos and told me.

I'm overwhelmed with your response to the story. Bob started posting exactly a month ago. At my last look today, there have been 61,000 + downloads, and the story isn't done yet. Your comments have been kind and supportive, and your downloading of my other stories has also increased from an average of 500/week to almost 3,700/week. Even if I don't understand how downloads are calculated, that's still amazing support!

And to think that Bob started as a side thought while working on Mutiny on the Bunte Kuh (soon to follow - I hope) and was even a side thought to the story that started out being Calypso. Go figure...

I say again. If you like this story, thank my editors. If they hadn't kicked my butt, the story would have been much shorter.

Another chapter in the queue and might just beat this post.

The covey watches Average Joes and speculates.

Several of you have asked when will we see the President's announcement. Today is the day!