Workplace Stories

I woke up after a few miserable sick days and every woman I came across was now politely and overtly offering me total free use. Or seemingly total, I should say.

When the absolute worst candidate possible is accepted into an Antarctic research program, global warming becomes the least of our problems. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Tabitha decides to fulfil Andrew's fantasy of fucking in his retail store.

What would make a sophisticated, well-educated American man in his early thirties take a job running coffee and cinnamon plantations in rural East Timor for a Portuguese export house? It couldn't be because the age of consent for teenage boys there is fourteen, could it?

Male-perspective bisexual: Jim is a nondiscriminatory portrait painter, using-fully using-male and female models alike, painting them in a unique multidimensional mode. When he brings Juliet home to lay and paint, his at-home lover, Jules, isn't keen on sharing his sex partner with Juliet. Jim, though, highly sexed and fully bisexual, has what he thinks is the solution.

Sid finds a golden bronze lover at a dance club. He takes her home and makes love with her. Their love flourishes over time until he professes his love for her and they decide to get married with the usual result.

Lizzy is the office slut, Lisa is her best friend at work. Rob is the IT guy who everyone knows is there but who nobody sees. When Lizzy and Lisa barge into a conference room where Rob is working to gossip about how Lizzy got a creampie from the vending machine repairman at lunch, and her cuck hubby won't clean it up, guess who gets drafted? Very long description for a very short story, written at the request of Rob, a correspondent on another platform.

A Character Sketches of Sketchy Characters Story
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