In a world of magic and mysticism, elves have reigned in the north lands for uncounted aeons - immortal and changeless. But now, tales from the south, carried by refugee humans fleeing the devastation of their lands, speak of a teeming swarm of orcs rampaging across their lands. Now, elven steel and draconic might must be rallied...but is all as it seems?
The introduction of a harmless hall pass agreement seemed like the perfect spark to save Paul and Rachel’s dying, sexless twenty-five-year marriage. But on a family cruise, everything changes when Rachel’s improbable pick, one of the most famous porn stars on the planet, appears in the flesh, turning their wildest shared dream into Paul’s worst nightmare.