White Male Stories

Two beautiful girls are magically taken to a tropical island. A very dominant man captures them.

The story line is about a wife traveling on remote highway and her car broke down and called for roadside service. The tow driver told her he could have fixed tomorrow morning, and she could sleep over since nothing around for over 100 miles. She agreed. Lisa was travel out of state for a business meeting when her car broke down, airline fully booked force her to make the trip if she wanted to keep her job.

While living in Vallejo California, a divorced man meets a black girl and lets her move in with him.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

A Story in the Japan as a Third World Country Universe
Continuation of "Candy". Really a stand-alone, but will be best understood after reading "Candy" Japan as a Third World Country Very Little Sex

After a failed marriage and boring online dating sites, Gail decided to try something different. She was looking for a new lease on life. What she found a new leash...

Pete stumbles upon Mack in a bar and discovers a serious gravy train

A Uncle George: Adventures in the Philippines Story
This is an alternate, slightly more plausible version of "Please Uncle George" The two main girls have the same name, but different personalities. In fact, pretty much everything is different.

(Revised Feb. 2023) Roger La Pine is attending a small college when he comes home to his large Mormon family in Idaho for Christmas. He's got a secret problem, his oldest sister has a secret problem, and soon they must travel together for a secret purpose. Almost no potatoes. Gambling in Reno. Nine yr. old little sister gets a shock (but everyone is wearing clothes). There will be blood, and worse. A river runs through it. Tied up with a happy ending!