White Male Stories

Humour, satire, written some time back in the Clinton era.

Ever since puberty, she had always known deep inside, that she was a physical person with a strong libido. Her husband, as good as he was to her, would never eat "down there." He would never so much as even touch her "down there." When they made love, which was precisely at 11:00 PM when they went to bed on Thursday night (Thursday being the least holy day of the week in his opinion), he would lay upon her in the "missionary position" then roll off and fall asleep immediately afterward.

Husband's resolve for rhetoric to become reality is preempted by shy wife's altered perspective.

It began as a casual meeting with an employee in church, and then there was a rescue. Casual beginning, maybe but John and Sissily blossomed into a lovely romance.