A South Sea Cannibal opera, preceded by an instructive first-hand report by a British lady traveler on the Brinala archipelago and the strange customs of both its savage and civilized tribes.
This story is dedicated to the heroic music industry and movie studio executives. These warriors for Truth, Justice, and the American Way fight the good fight against the Legion of Darkness, those insidious arch-criminals who download music and movies.
DONT READ THIS STORY! 20 people have already rated it a ‘1’ so it must be crap! A man, at the end of his rope in his relationship with his girlfriend, cooks up a scheme to put her in her place. All he has to do is maneuver the pieces on the chessboard of life so that he can achieve ultimate control of her and save her from being a bitch. Chapter 3 actually somewhat matches this synopsis.
Monique was perfect for the cause. She was young, earnest, eager, and impressionable. She was pretty, innocent, waifish, with the sort of big blue eyes and long skinny legs and modest, upturned breasts that would turn heads. And best of all, her father was an executive at SanChem. Caution! Illustrated.