White guy and his virgin white girlfriend who refuses to put out for her boyfriend get kidnapped by two black guys. Boyfriend gets tied up and is forced to watch his virgin girlfriend get taken in all the ways he wanted to take her.
Follow the new God, Ian, as He experiences the longest Saturday ever known, and in which He ties many loose ends, consolidates power over the nations, expands his empire, and brings leaders and governments to heel. Oh, and he gets laid a lot along the way.