True Story Stories

Another mutilated account of an incident in my life.
A out of work musician gets scooped up by the God's squad. They are looking to save his soul. He was looking at Nan, a gorgeous 17 year old, blonde Canadian.

I was just reading the latest chapter of my mate, Old Man with a Pen, I commented to him on his fart joke then remarked whether he'd like to hear one which I knew for a fact, he'd never heard before. So he says, why don't you make it into a story? Why not? Only because I hadn't thought of it of course. This is totally true and factual, without even a hint of sex so if you don't like that description, piss off! Where he found the tag for flatulence, God only knows but it fits right here.

My head nurse shares her maritial problems and other sexual things with me after she finds out about a prohibited encounter I had with a patient, one which has me masturbating daily to the memory.

This the story of my life with my wife who started out as a normal, loving, air force wife and mother and ended up today as a world class whore as one of the top high priced call girls in the Washington DC metro area.