Any experienced emergency room (ER) will, without embarrassment or much surprise, see things that may have shocked the patient. These tails...I mean, tales...are vignettes of the sorts of things that cause one to seek medical attention to retrieve objects where they should not be. No permanent damage was encountered.
I'm 14 years old and I accept a ride with the same English teacher I used to let look up my dresses in class when I was younger. Except now I have breasts and a puss that needs to be touched. And we're alone in his car.
I know this may sound very familiar, but I really need to get this out of my head before I bust. It’s a lot like another story I read somewhere but I can’t remember where. But I have a slightly different slant to it. I want to thank soggyacres for the idea and impetus for this story.