Sitting in a bar one night, our narrator flashes back to the night he and his now wife each lost their virginity while out parking by the lake -- and the current misery that was created by that night. Based on the Meatloaf hit "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
The two oldest sons on "Home Improvement" like to kid around, but the producers and other actors don't see the humor. Zach and Jon figure their careers are fucked anyway, so they decide to go out with a bang. And "mom" Patricia Richardson is the bangee. The most violent and nasty of the Uncle Mike stories.
A Girls Don't Need Modesty Story Part of the Girls Don't Need Modesty universe
Join me on a nostalgic trip back to 1977. A time when moms would stick a thermometer up your butt to find out what was wrong with you.
Iris just told her mother that she's not feeling well - her mom doesn't believe a girl like Iris needs much modesty. A short (one-chapter) ENF (Embarrassed Nude Female) story about a girl and her thermometer. Illustrations influenced by a recent rewatch of Taxi Driver