It's Ray's 17th birthday and he has high hopes of getting into Missy's panties, but she rebuts his advances, being the prick tease she is. Ray drops her off at her house and in anger is speeding home when the highway patrol officer pulls him over. Ray is beligerent to the officer not knowing it is a female. She pulls him out of his car and searches him, then helps him fulfill the desires of his 17th birthday.
Ron's heart belonged to mommy, and he desperately wants to contribute the rest of his body but his mother is resisting Fate introduces someone with almost the opposite problem. They wonder, can you commit incest with a stand in?