A tale of a young married couple who want children, but have no luck with conception. Then his sister moves in - her paramour had run out, leaving her with a baby, unwed and destitute, but that wasn't the hardest problem they had to answer.
The story of a young man who was raised on the river and lived all of his life as a river rat. As a commercial fisherman and duck hunting guide, he has no equal. That is until he takes in a 15 year old orphaned niece, who is also a river rat. He likes whiskey, he loves tequila, he loves hooters and he loves sex.
Peter Pan has nothing on The Library Fairy. She knows how to fix computers! Just what the doctor ordered. Love and redemption abound. - Thank you Pixel the Cat, Editor Extraordinaire -
A story in the Connor Family Universe
Joey Masterson knew his family was unconventional. His parents threw lavish parties which were probably actually orgies. His step-mother Karen was a woman quite capable of fueling the fantasies of a budding sixteen year old teen. Then his parents brought the equally striking Victoria into their home. Nothing could prepare the teen for the rest of the Connor family.
Ever wonder why TV fills the late night airwaves with old low-grade movies? Read this piece to discover why. As this story started commanding me to write it, the obvious alternate title emerged: "Cute Butt". I stuck with the more poetic original, so sue me! And, as always with a Losgud story, enjoy!