Safe Sex Stories

When the absolute worst candidate possible is accepted into an Antarctic research program, global warming becomes the least of our problems. Or maybe I'm just paranoid.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Elaine really wanted a kiss, and maybe more.

Synopsis: How my older brother and I became best mates covering for our new girlfriends sisters.

I’d always wanted to sleep with my models as a photographer, but it never worked out for a long time. When it finally did happen, it wasn’t quite what I’d imagined.

Neighbors who live so close to each other get into different parts of each others personal lives. Sometimes they get a bit too close and into some parts they might regret later